week 16, post 3: A micro-play

Scene: Saturday morning, Andrew and Christine's FEMA Trailer
Andrew to Warren: Now don't tell me you was out clear till midnight counseling and doing paperwork!
Warren: No! It was the Quakers! I fell among Quakers at their encampment up at the Pentecostal Church! They kidnapped me and carried me with them all the way to Houma to the Jolly Inn, where they made me dance with them and play the rub board! They kept going and going and wouldn't stop -- all of us stone cold sober!
Andrew: harumph, harumph!